Zook - Motifake.com user http://www.motifake.com/atom.php motifake.com http://www.motifake.com/ admin@motifake.com 2018-02-25T06:38:45-05:00 MY MIND IS LIKE A STEEL TRAP - Rating: 4.6/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:152231 2012-04-04T00:44:28-04:00 2012-04-04T00:44:28-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=152231"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1204/my-mind-is-like-a-steel-trap-old-age-demotivational-posters-1333514662.jpg"></a><br>Rusty<br>And<br>Illegal In 37 States I INTEND TO LIVE FOREVER - Rating: 4.2/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:152230 2012-04-04T00:42:16-04:00 2012-04-04T00:42:16-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=152230"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1204/i-intend-to-live-forever-tag-demotivational-posters-1333514525.jpg"></a><br><br>so far<br>so good DEPRESSION - Rating: 4.8/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:152228 2012-04-04T00:33:47-04:00 2012-04-04T00:33:47-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=152228"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1204/depression-its-true-demotivational-posters-1333514023.jpg"></a><br>Its just<br>anger without enthusiasm IRONIC NAMES - Rating: 4.6/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:151986 2012-03-30T21:15:17-04:00 2012-03-30T21:15:17-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=151986"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1203/ironic-names-smart-car-demotivational-posters-1333156510.jpg"></a><br>Kinda like<br>bald guys named curly<br>or fat guys called tiny EVIL - Rating: 4.6/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:151164 2012-03-18T01:02:47-04:00 2012-03-18T01:02:47-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=151164"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1203/evil-evil-demotivational-posters-1332046934.jpg"></a><br>Its ok to smell it. MOOD MUSIC - Rating: 4.8/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:145020 2011-12-03T22:32:42-05:00 2011-12-03T22:32:42-05:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=145020"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1112/mood-music-rebecca-black-demotivational-posters-1322969556.jpg"></a><br>When I am sad<br>I sing<br>and then the world is sad with me. LIFE - Rating: 4.8/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:145016 2011-12-03T22:12:07-05:00 2011-12-03T22:12:07-05:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=145016"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1112/life-clueless-demotivational-posters-1322968323.jpg"></a><br>I hope it isnt a big joke<br>because I dont get it PI - Rating: 4.4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:145013 2011-12-03T21:22:41-05:00 2011-12-03T21:22:41-05:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=145013"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1112/pi-pi-math-humor-demotivational-posters-1322965358.jpg"></a><br>Its as easy as<br>3 1 4 A MAJOR AWARD - Rating: 3.3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:144751 2011-11-27T20:48:54-05:00 2011-11-27T20:48:54-05:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=144751"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1111/a-major-award-merry-christmas-first-time-winning-demotivational-posters-1322444930.jpg"></a><br>Should look great next to all<br>those participation ribbons DENNYS - Rating: 3.6/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:143616 2011-11-09T14:37:58-05:00 2011-11-09T14:37:58-05:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=143616"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1111/dennys-denny-s-upload-attempt-number-two-demotivational-posters-1320867474.jpg"></a><br> THE ECONOMY - Rating: 4.1/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:138073 2011-07-10T13:34:55-04:00 2011-07-10T13:34:55-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=138073"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1107/the-economy-pun-word-play-nasa-buh-bye-shuttle-demotivational-posters-1310319276.jpg"></a><br>Its so bad<br>even NASA is going to stop highering YOUR FATHER MUST HAVE BEEN QUITE THE HANDYMAN - Rating: 4.8/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:137124 2011-06-26T11:34:32-04:00 2011-06-26T11:34:32-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=137124"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1106/your-father-must-have-been-quite-the-handyman-tools-demotivational-posters-1309102464.jpg"></a><br><br>because you are such a tool DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR - Rating: 4.8/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:136966 2011-06-22T15:12:23-04:00 2011-06-22T15:12:23-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=136966"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1106/delusions-of-grandeur-kitty-demotivational-posters-1308769935.jpg"></a><br>they make me feel better about myself BEER - Rating: 4.9/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:136859 2011-06-20T13:43:54-04:00 2011-06-20T13:43:54-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=136859"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1106/beer-beer-demotivational-posters-1308591800.jpg"></a><br><br>it makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer SOME GUYS HIT THE GYM EVERY DAY - Rating: 4.1/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:133765 2011-04-26T20:54:27-04:00 2011-04-26T20:54:27-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=133765"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1104/some-guys-hit-the-gym-every-day-dkinny-kid-demotivational-posters-1303865662.jpg"></a><br>I tend to exercise weakly ORGANIZED RELIGION - Rating: 4.4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:133731 2011-04-26T11:39:43-04:00 2011-04-26T11:39:43-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=133731"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1104/organized-religion-church-demotivational-posters-1303832368.jpg"></a><br>You should believe my crazy story<br>instead of<br>that guys crazy story OPTIMISM - Rating: 4.4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:133620 2011-04-23T19:53:59-04:00 2011-04-23T19:53:59-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=133620"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1104/optimism-optimism-demotivational-posters-1303602826.jpg"></a><br>your life cant suck everyday<br>right WRITING - Rating: 4.8/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:133608 2011-04-23T17:09:59-04:00 2011-04-23T17:09:59-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=133608"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1104/writing-writing-demotivational-posters-1303592993.jpg"></a><br>Never use a long word when a diminutive one will do. DONT HAVE A FAT WIFE - Rating: 4.5/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:133271 2011-04-17T18:57:04-04:00 2011-04-17T18:57:04-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=133271"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1104/dont-have-a-fat-wife-fat-wife-demotivational-posters-1303081018.jpeg"></a><br><br>you must not be married OSCAR - Rating: 4.3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:132649 2011-04-07T10:56:26-04:00 2011-04-07T10:56:26-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=132649"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1104/oscar-now-new-and-improved-family-safe-demotivational-posters-1302188180.jpg"></a><br>hes only a Grouch because<br>some blue guy<br>keeps eating his cookies WOMEN DRIVERS - Rating: 3.2/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:132435 2011-04-05T08:56:09-04:00 2011-04-05T08:56:09-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=132435"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1104/women-drivers-women-drivers-demotivational-posters-1302008165.jpg"></a><br>just because that is the space you parked<br>doesnt make it a parking space DRINKING BEER - Rating: 4.3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:132159 2011-03-31T14:20:16-04:00 2011-03-31T14:20:16-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=132159"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1103/drinking-beer-beer-demotivational-posters-1301595611.jpg"></a><br>Alone in the dark<br>On your birthday<br>At least today youre one year closer to death I DONT LIKE TO BRAG - Rating: 3.2/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:131737 2011-03-25T08:08:37-04:00 2011-03-25T08:08:37-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=131737"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1103/i-dont-like-to-brag-my-modesty-is-my-curse-demotivational-posters-1301054909.jpg"></a><br>but Im probably the most modest person in the whole entire world<br>and Im totally awesome too IM A NONCONFORMIST - Rating: 3.8/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:131343 2011-03-20T14:45:44-04:00 2011-03-20T14:45:44-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=131343"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1103/im-a-nonconformist-tool-demotivational-posters-1300646739.jpg"></a><br>just like ALL my friends DIFFENCE BETWEEN A WOMAN AND A MOTIFAKER - Rating: 2/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:131224 2011-03-18T21:08:41-04:00 2011-03-18T21:08:41-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=131224"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1103/diffence-between-a-woman-and-a-motifaker-std-demotivational-posters-1300496913.png"></a><br>A woman likes Trojans<br>They keep the viruses away ABSTRACT THOUGHT - Rating: 4.3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:131132 2011-03-17T13:24:11-04:00 2011-03-17T13:24:11-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=131132"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1103/abstract-thought-thinking-is-over-rated-demotivational-posters-1300382647.jpg"></a><br>a pretty cool idea<br>if you think about it HAPPY ST PADDYS DAY - Rating: 4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:131123 2011-03-17T08:59:25-04:00 2011-03-17T08:59:25-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=131123"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1103/happy-st-paddys-day-st-patrick-demotivational-posters-1300366744.jpg"></a><br>Drink up gentlemen<br>today is your day GOT A SECOND TO SPARE - Rating: 3.3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:130886 2011-03-15T00:08:37-04:00 2011-03-15T00:08:37-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=130886"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1103/got-a-second-to-spare-i-m-kinda-drunk-so-if-this-isn-t-witty-demotivational-posters-1300162113.jpg"></a><br>Think about everything that is going great in your life...<br>that was fast<br>how are you going to use the rest of your second LOVE - Rating: 2.7/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:130763 2011-03-13T09:45:05-04:00 2011-03-13T09:45:05-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=130763"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1103/love-pat-benatar-demotivational-posters-1300023899.jpg"></a><br>Its a battlefield GOOD ADVICE - Rating: 4.7/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:130436 2011-03-09T20:36:29-05:00 2011-03-09T20:36:29-05:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=130436"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1103/good-advice-advice-demotivational-posters-1299720984.png"></a><br>when given to some people<br>is worse then bad advice WIVES - Rating: 4.8/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:129180 2011-02-21T23:32:25-05:00 2011-02-21T23:32:25-05:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=129180"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1102/wives-wife-nag-nag-nag-demotivational-posters-1298349138.jpg"></a><br>for those times when a yes or no question<br>needs a 30 minute long answer LEARNING TO SPEAK FRENCH - Rating: 4.7/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:129170 2011-02-21T21:42:54-05:00 2011-02-21T21:42:54-05:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=129170"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1102/learning-to-speak-french-frog-france-demotivational-posters-1298342564.jpg"></a><br>just makes you want<br>to throw up your hands<br>and surrender DID YOU KNOW - Rating: 2.4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:129073 2011-02-20T19:34:23-05:00 2011-02-20T19:34:23-05:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=129073"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1102/did-you-know-chuck-bruce-fact-demotivational-posters-1298248450.jpg"></a><br>The groundbreaking CGI in 1972<br>that makes Bruce Lee appear to beat up Chuck Norris<br>scaled for inflation is more costly then the GDP of France WINNERS - Rating: 4.5/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:128866 2011-02-18T10:20:30-05:00 2011-02-18T10:20:30-05:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=128866"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1102/winners-this-guy-is-a-winner-demotivational-posters-1298042424.jpg"></a><br>compare their achievements with their goals<br>while losers<br>compare their achievements with those of other people I HAVE NO LIFE - Rating: 4.3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:128865 2011-02-18T10:16:06-05:00 2011-02-18T10:16:06-05:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=128865"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1102/i-have-no-life-math-joke-pun-demotivational-posters-1298042161.jpg"></a><br><br>and I can PROVE it mathematically. LEARN TO LAUGH AT YOURSELF - Rating: 4.7/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:128864 2011-02-18T10:11:40-05:00 2011-02-18T10:11:40-05:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=128864"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1102/learn-to-laugh-at-yourself-greybeard-demotivational-posters-1298041896.jpg"></a><br>youll never stop being amused ALWAYS GO TO OTHER PEOPLES FUNERALS - Rating: 3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:128863 2011-02-18T10:04:53-05:00 2011-02-18T10:04:53-05:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=128863"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1102/always-go-to-other-peoples-funerals-yogi-berra-demotivational-posters-1298041483.jpg"></a><br><br>otherwise they wont come to yours. IF YOU WANT IT BADLY ENOUGH - Rating: 4.5/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:128833 2011-02-17T19:58:51-05:00 2011-02-17T19:58:51-05:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=128833"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1102/if-you-want-it-badly-enough-modivational-ish-demotivational-posters-1297990727.jpg"></a><br>there are no limits on what you can achieve IF SHE SPINS TOO FAST - Rating: 4.2/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:128829 2011-02-17T19:29:15-05:00 2011-02-17T19:29:15-05:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=128829"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1102/if-she-spins-too-fast-pun-play-on-words-because-she-appears-demotivational-posters-1297988949.jpg"></a><br><br>will she get disoriented BACTERIA - Rating: 4.2/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:128784 2011-02-17T09:12:12-05:00 2011-02-17T09:12:12-05:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=128784"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1102/bacteria-redneck-demotivational-posters-1297951926.jpg"></a><br><br>its the only culture some people have THE BRADYS HOUSE - Rating: 1/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:128782 2011-02-17T08:57:30-05:00 2011-02-17T08:57:30-05:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=128782"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1102/the-bradys-house-pun-their-house-has-no-toilet-demotivational-posters-1297951042.jpg"></a><br><br>Its uncanny DONT JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER - Rating: 2.2/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:128781 2011-02-17T08:52:26-05:00 2011-02-17T08:52:26-05:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=128781"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1102/dont-judge-a-book-by-its-cover-she-s-a-brick-house-demotivational-posters-1297950739.jpg"></a><br><br>but by how thick it is YOUR 1L POSTERS ARENT THAT BAD... - Rating: 2.3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:128700 2011-02-16T16:05:42-05:00 2011-02-16T16:05:42-05:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=128700"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1102/your-1l-posters-arent-that-bad-team-coco-triumph-demotivational-posters-1297890338.jpg"></a><br><br>for me to poop on FROM YOUR BACKSIDE - Rating: 4.3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:128394 2011-02-11T22:17:11-05:00 2011-02-11T22:17:11-05:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=128394"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1102/from-your-backside-worst-pickup-line-ever-demotivational-posters-1297480626.jpg"></a><br>I thought you were repulsive<br>However after seeing you from the front<br>I find you rather attractive ANGER - Rating: 4.3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:128392 2011-02-11T22:13:15-05:00 2011-02-11T22:13:15-05:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=128392"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1102/anger-sorry-for-all-these-but-i-ve-been-drinking-demotivational-posters-1297480390.jpg"></a><br>its neither created nor conserved<br>but only changed from one form to another THE SIMPLEST WAY TO OBSERVE THE OPTICAL DOPPLER EFFECT - Rating: 4.6/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:128387 2011-02-11T21:59:16-05:00 2011-02-11T21:59:16-05:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=128387"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1102/the-simplest-way-to-observe-the-optical-doppler-effect-meh-demotivational-posters-1297479554.jpg"></a><br>Go out at and look at cars<br>The lights of the ones approaching you are white<br>while the lights of the ones moving away from you are red ENTROPY - Rating: 4.2/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:128385 2011-02-11T21:55:41-05:00 2011-02-11T21:55:41-05:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=128385"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1102/entropy-imsupercerialguys-open-a-gawddamn-book-demotivational-posters-1297479338.jpg"></a><br>Its not what it used to be OF COURSE IM PARANOID - Rating: 4.3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:128006 2011-02-06T09:02:52-05:00 2011-02-06T09:02:52-05:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=128006"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1102/of-course-im-paranoid-self-defeat-demotivational-posters-1297000947.jpg"></a><br><br>everyone is out to get me IF I COULD BE YOUR INTEGRAL - Rating: 4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:127933 2011-02-05T11:24:42-05:00 2011-02-05T11:24:42-05:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=127933"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1102/if-i-could-be-your-integral-pickup-line-demotivational-posters-1296923077.jpg"></a><br>Id be indefinite<br>so I can be the area<br>under ALL your curves HOW DO YOU KEEP A BLONDE AT HOME - Rating: 4.6/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:127931 2011-02-05T11:17:35-05:00 2011-02-05T11:17:35-05:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=127931"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1102/how-do-you-keep-a-blonde-at-home-blonde-demotivational-posters-1296922650.jpg"></a><br><br>build a circular driveway I DIDNT SAY IT WAS YOUR FAULT - Rating: 4.6/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:127928 2011-02-05T11:07:07-05:00 2011-02-05T11:07:07-05:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=127928"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1102/i-didnt-say-it-was-your-fault-good-to-be-the-king-demotivational-posters-1296922022.jpg"></a><br>I said I was blaming you I THOUGHT I WANTED A JOB - Rating: 4.7/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:127927 2011-02-05T11:04:17-05:00 2011-02-05T11:04:17-05:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=127927"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1102/i-thought-i-wanted-a-job-show-me-the-money-demotivational-posters-1296921851.jpg"></a><br>turns out<br>all I wanted was a paycheck IF I AGREED WITH YOU - Rating: 4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:127922 2011-02-05T10:51:58-05:00 2011-02-05T10:51:58-05:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=127922"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1102/if-i-agreed-with-you-tag-demotivational-posters-1296921113.jpg"></a><br>wed both be wrong TRUST ISNT A DIRTY WORD - Rating: 4.6/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:127786 2011-02-03T09:18:43-05:00 2011-02-03T09:18:43-05:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=127786"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1102/trust-isnt-a-dirty-word-watch-out-demotivational-posters-1296742716.jpg"></a><br><br>dirty words are harmless GIVE A MAN A FISH AND HE WILL EAT FOR A DAY - Rating: 4.4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:126639 2011-01-20T14:19:52-05:00 2011-01-20T14:19:52-05:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=126639"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1101/give-a-man-a-fish-and-he-will-eat-for-a-day-fishing-demotivational-posters-1295551187.jpg"></a><br>Teach a man to fish<br>and he will sit in a boat drinking beer all day. MY COUSIN JUST DIED - Rating: 4.4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:126636 2011-01-20T14:12:53-05:00 2011-01-20T14:12:53-05:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=126636"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1101/my-cousin-just-died-jk-demotivational-posters-1295550751.jpg"></a><br>He was only 19<br>He got stung by a bee<br>the natural enemy of a tightrope walker YOU LOOK INTELLIGENT - Rating: 4.4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:126635 2011-01-20T14:10:58-05:00 2011-01-20T14:10:58-05:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=126635"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1101/you-look-intelligent-dumby-demotivational-posters-1295550655.jpg"></a><br>However when you open your mouth the effect is spoiled. CUSTOMER SUPPORT - Rating: 4.4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:126634 2011-01-20T14:06:48-05:00 2011-01-20T14:06:48-05:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=126634"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1101/customer-support-at-least-it-s-a-human-demotivational-posters-1295549985.jpg"></a><br>Giving you precisely correct and totally useless information.<br>when you need it most. GREAT NAMES IN SCIENCE COME AND GO... - Rating: 4.7/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:126633 2011-01-20T13:56:19-05:00 2011-01-20T13:56:19-05:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=126633"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1101/great-names-in-science-come-and-go-just-a-joke-i-heard-demotivational-posters-1295549774.jpg"></a><br>but<br>Ampere will always be current FAMILY - Rating: 2.6/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:126053 2011-01-12T10:34:25-05:00 2011-01-12T10:34:25-05:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=126053"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1101/family-ugly-kids-demotivational-posters-1294846459.jpg"></a><br>A common 19th century misspelling or the phrase<br>My fail HIKING COMPANION - Rating: 3.3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:122306 2010-11-26T22:33:25-05:00 2010-11-26T22:33:25-05:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=122306"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1011/hiking-companion-never-be-the-slowest-hiker-demotivational-poster-1290828774.jpg"></a><br>Sure Chester is loud obnoxious smells horrible and tells the worst stories..<br>...but I know I can run much faster than him. COINCIDENCE - Rating: 3.6/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:122021 2010-11-22T20:15:01-05:00 2010-11-22T20:15:01-05:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=122021"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1011/coincidence-weird-demotivational-poster-1290474892.png"></a><br>uncanny accidental and unexpected happenings<br>Happiness is always a coincidence. GENIUS - Rating: 4.5/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:122019 2010-11-22T20:09:57-05:00 2010-11-22T20:09:57-05:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=122019"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1011/genius-good-idea-demotivational-poster-1290474589.jpg"></a><br>Finding solutions to problems<br>that you are just too dumb to come up with yourself CLOSE TO A CAT OWNER - Rating: 4.8/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:121972 2010-11-21T20:58:34-05:00 2010-11-21T20:58:34-05:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=121972"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1011/close-to-a-cat-owner-the-best-jokes-take-work-demotivational-poster-1290391108.jpg"></a><br>1. Everyday before they can check the litter box pick up all the cat poo.<br>2. Continue until the cat owner starts being worried about Fluffys health<br>3. Take a crap in Fluffys litter box. BLESSED SILENCE - Rating: 4.6/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:121077 2010-11-08T08:44:06-05:00 2010-11-08T08:44:06-05:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=121077"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1011/blessed-silence-demotivational-poster-1289223837.jpg"></a><br>When your woman tells you anything no matter how mundane<br>Look at her and say wow thats a great story.<br>Enjoy your 10 minutes ATLATL - Rating: 4.3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:120986 2010-11-06T23:45:15-04:00 2010-11-06T23:45:15-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=120986"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1011/atlatl-say-that-10-times-fast-demotivational-poster-1289101509.jpg"></a><br>A stick used to throw another stick<br>further then you could throw the stick<br>without the other stick IRONY - Rating: 3.9/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:120876 2010-11-05T15:37:42-04:00 2010-11-05T15:37:42-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=120876"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1011/irony-demotivational-poster-1288985828.jpg"></a><br>Week 3<br>Womans Studies 105<br>Next week Dishwashery ADVERTISING - Rating: 3.8/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:120731 2010-11-03T18:39:27-04:00 2010-11-03T18:39:27-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=120731"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1011/advertising-demotivational-poster-1288823963.jpg"></a><br>Honesty<br>not always the best policy IN HUMOR LIKE LIFE - Rating: 4.2/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:120553 2010-11-01T11:45:56-04:00 2010-11-01T11:45:56-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=120553"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1011/in-humor-like-life-demotivational-poster-1288626348.jpg"></a><br>If youre not prepared<br>Dont be surprised at your failure MAKING A MARRAGE WORK - Rating: 4.7/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:120482 2010-10-31T11:36:58-04:00 2010-10-31T11:36:58-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=120482"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1010/making-a-marrage-work-demotivational-poster-1288539407.jpg"></a><br>Everyone has their little tricks INADVERTENT PUNS - Rating: 4.4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:120481 2010-10-31T11:33:56-04:00 2010-10-31T11:33:56-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=120481"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1010/inadvertent-puns-demotivational-poster-1288539226.png"></a><br>It wouldve been funny<br>if you meant to do it BINGE DRINKING - Rating: 4.1/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:120433 2010-10-30T19:53:36-04:00 2010-10-30T19:53:36-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=120433"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1010/binge-drinking-demotivational-poster-1288482810.gif"></a><br>Because yesterday probably wasnt worth remembering anyway SADLY.. - Rating: 4.6/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:120330 2010-10-29T11:17:07-04:00 2010-10-29T11:17:07-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=120330"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1010/sadly-long-poster-demotivational-poster-1288365406.jpg"></a><br>I married a woman who believes in Orwellian control. RELATIONSHIPS - Rating: 4.2/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:119854 2010-10-22T12:17:20-04:00 2010-10-22T12:17:20-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=119854"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1010/relationships-lose-lose-situation-demotivational-poster-1287764232.png"></a><br>Choosing between your manhood and your manhood<br>on a daily basis THE IPAD - Rating: 4.2/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:119657 2010-10-20T00:28:53-04:00 2010-10-20T00:28:53-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=119657"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1010/the-ipad-you-are-a-tool-demotivational-poster-1287548927.jpg"></a><br>Because the iPhone was too small for other people to notice you RHETORICAL QUESTIONS - Rating: 4.6/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:119321 2010-10-15T22:59:11-04:00 2010-10-15T22:59:11-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=119321"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1010/rhetorical-questions-demotivational-poster-1287197942.jpg"></a><br>There are no stupid questions<br>There are stupid people to answer them though ALL THAT GLITTERS - Rating: 4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:117983 2010-10-02T01:33:27-04:00 2010-10-02T01:33:27-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=117983"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1010/all-that-glitters-demotivational-poster-1285997602.jpg"></a><br>has a high refractive index AN ENGINEER A PHYSICIST AND A MATHEMATICIAN - Rating: 4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:117678 2010-09-28T10:26:53-04:00 2010-09-28T10:26:53-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=117678"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1009/an-engineer-a-physicist-and-a-mathematician-demotivational-poster-1285684008.jpg"></a><br> A MATHEMATICIAN A BIOLOGIST AND A PHYSICIST - Rating: 3.8/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:117676 2010-09-28T10:18:18-04:00 2010-09-28T10:18:18-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=117676"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1009/a-mathematician-a-biologist-and-a-physicist-demotivational-poster-1285683492.jpg"></a><br> FIGHT INFLATION - Rating: 3.9/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:117646 2010-09-27T22:49:23-04:00 2010-09-27T22:49:23-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=117646"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1009/fight-inflation-demotivational-poster-1285642159.jpg"></a><br>repeal Boyles law SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL SCIENTIST - Rating: 4.7/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:117644 2010-09-27T22:39:00-04:00 2010-09-27T22:39:00-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=117644"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1009/support-your-local-scientist-demotivational-poster-1285641536.gif"></a><br>Invest in chemical bonds THERE ARE 10 TYPES OF PEOPLE IN THE WORLD - Rating: 4.3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:117017 2010-09-20T23:00:09-04:00 2010-09-20T23:00:09-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=117017"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1009/there-are-10-types-of-people-in-the-world-demotivational-poster-1285038004.jpg"></a><br>those who understand binary<br>and those who dont ASEXUAL REPRODUCTION - Rating: 4.7/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:117015 2010-09-20T22:56:56-04:00 2010-09-20T22:56:56-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=117015"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1009/asexual-reproduction-demotivational-poster-1285037812.jpg"></a><br>is for pansies A LATE LIMERICK - Rating: 3.9/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:117010 2010-09-20T22:36:24-04:00 2010-09-20T22:36:24-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=117010"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1009/a-late-limerick-math-fools-need-not-apply-demotivational-poster-1285036581.jpg"></a><br> SHE MAY BE GONE - Rating: 4.3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:117008 2010-09-20T22:16:26-04:00 2010-09-20T22:16:26-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=117008"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1009/she-may-be-gone-demotivational-poster-1285035379.jpg"></a><br>ButSomewhere out there<br>is a WOW widow for me.<br>Flawless Victory HOT WINGS - Rating: 4.6/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:116960 2010-09-20T08:52:55-04:00 2010-09-20T08:52:55-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=116960"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1009/hot-wings-demotivational-poster-1284987169.jpg"></a><br>You might as well put your toilet paper<br>in the freezer now PURE FANTASY - Rating: 4.9/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:116774 2010-09-18T10:29:36-04:00 2010-09-18T10:29:36-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=116774"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1009/pure-fantasy-i-gots-no-bars-ever-demotivational-poster-1284820167.jpg"></a><br>like you would ever have 3 bars with ATT FAMILY MEMORIES - Rating: 4.9/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:116773 2010-09-18T10:26:17-04:00 2010-09-18T10:26:17-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=116773"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1009/family-memories-demotivational-poster-1284819968.jpg"></a><br>Spock never understood why his brothers never liked him PERSPECTIVE - Rating: 4.4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:116739 2010-09-17T21:01:04-04:00 2010-09-17T21:01:04-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=116739"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1009/perspective-demotivational-poster-1284771657.jpg"></a><br>A simple shift<br>turns the best of memories<br>into moments to laugh about FAMILY PHOTOS - Rating: 4.2/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:115893 2010-09-08T07:18:45-04:00 2010-09-08T07:18:45-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=115893"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1009/family-photos-demotivational-poster-1283944721.jpg"></a><br>Duct tape makes them better. EDUCATIONAL TOYS - Rating: 4.1/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:115588 2010-09-04T13:14:27-04:00 2010-09-04T13:14:27-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=115588"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1009/educational-toys-demotivational-poster-1283620462.jpg"></a><br>teaching the skills for tomorrow<br>TODAY GETTING READY FOR BED - Rating: 4.6/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:115419 2010-09-02T08:41:04-04:00 2010-09-02T08:41:04-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=115419"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1009/getting-ready-for-bed-demotivational-poster-1283431262.jpg"></a><br> WHY THEY WEAR WHITE - Rating: 4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:115416 2010-09-02T08:29:26-04:00 2010-09-02T08:29:26-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=115416"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1009/why-they-wear-white-demotivational-poster-1283430562.jpg"></a><br>Because you want the dishwasher<br>to match the rest of the appliances AFTER MASTERING THE SLEEP SPELL - Rating: 4.9/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:115273 2010-08-31T10:41:39-04:00 2010-08-31T10:41:39-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=115273"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1008/after-mastering-the-sleep-spell-d-and-d-demotivational-poster-1283265692.jpg"></a><br>buster then cast his old standby<br>stinking cloud ADVERTISING - Rating: 4.2/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:115269 2010-08-31T10:31:13-04:00 2010-08-31T10:31:13-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=115269"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1008/advertising-demotivational-poster-1283265067.jpg"></a><br>read the fine print ARGON WALKS INTO A BAR - Rating: 4.7/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:115268 2010-08-31T10:24:51-04:00 2010-08-31T10:24:51-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=115268"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1008/argon-walks-into-a-bar-demotivational-poster-1283264674.jpg"></a><br>Bartender says We dont take kindly to Noble Gasses here.<br>Argon doesnt react. AND IT WAS THAT SPECIAL NIGHT IN 2003 - Rating: 4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:115196 2010-08-30T15:46:29-04:00 2010-08-30T15:46:29-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=115196"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1008/and-it-was-that-special-night-in-2003-demotivational-poster-1283197579.jpg"></a><br>that Stanley learned the fine art of<br>slow dance motorboating ITS A TOUGH JOB - Rating: 4.4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:115195 2010-08-30T15:40:43-04:00 2010-08-30T15:40:43-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=115195"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1008/its-a-tough-job-demotivational-poster-1283197231.jpg"></a><br>but someone has to do it<br>72 times THE TSA - Rating: 3.6/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:115190 2010-08-30T15:26:21-04:00 2010-08-30T15:26:21-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=115190"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1008/the-tsa-demotivational-poster-1283196366.jpg"></a><br>keeping you safe from all threats<br>foreign or domestic PEOPLE SAY IM A GREAT FATHER - Rating: 4.5/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:115031 2010-08-28T15:17:27-04:00 2010-08-28T15:17:27-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=115031"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1008/people-say-im-a-great-father-demotivational-poster-1283023040.jpg"></a><br>but really<br>Im just horrible at child abuse MIXED METAPHOR - Rating: 2.5/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:115019 2010-08-28T07:48:50-04:00 2010-08-28T07:48:50-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=115019"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1008/mixed-metaphor-demotivational-poster-1282996127.jpg"></a><br>I hope he gets his curve ball straightened out MIXED METAPHOR - Rating: 2.9/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:115017 2010-08-28T07:43:04-04:00 2010-08-28T07:43:04-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=115017"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1008/mixed-metaphor-demotivational-poster-1282995773.jpg"></a><br>Its time to grab the bull by the tail and look him in the eye. MY MOMMA ALWAYS SAID - Rating: 3.6/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:115015 2010-08-28T07:32:43-04:00 2010-08-28T07:32:43-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=115015"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1008/my-momma-always-said-demotivational-poster-1282995157.jpg"></a><br>Forrest youre as dumb as a brick<br>I never understood what she meant by that BEFORE YOU CRITICIZE SOMEONE - Rating: 4.3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:114951 2010-08-27T08:57:07-04:00 2010-08-27T08:57:07-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=114951"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1008/before-you-criticize-someone-demotivational-poster-1282913822.jpg"></a><br>you should walk a mile in their shoes<br>That way when you criticize them youre a mile away<br>and you have their shoes. I USED TO THINK I WAS INDECISIVE - Rating: 3.5/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:114912 2010-08-26T21:34:08-04:00 2010-08-26T21:34:08-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=114912"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1008/i-used-to-think-i-was-indecisive-demotivational-poster-1282872835.jpg"></a><br>but now Im not too sure ATHEISM - Rating: 3.9/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:114909 2010-08-26T21:27:01-04:00 2010-08-26T21:27:01-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=114909"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1008/atheism-demotivational-poster-1282872416.jpg"></a><br>a nonprophet organization THE LOTTERY - Rating: 4.3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:114907 2010-08-26T21:03:27-04:00 2010-08-26T21:03:27-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=114907"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1008/the-lottery-demotivational-poster-1282870841.png"></a><br>a tax on people who are bad at math I USED TO BE A LIFEGUARD - Rating: 3.4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:114905 2010-08-26T20:46:38-04:00 2010-08-26T20:46:38-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=114905"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1008/i-used-to-be-a-lifeguard-demotivational-poster-1282869993.jpg"></a><br>but some blue kid got me fired IF AT FIRST YOU DONT SUCCEED - Rating: 3.7/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:114904 2010-08-26T20:37:12-04:00 2010-08-26T20:37:12-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=114904"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1008/if-at-first-you-dont-succeed-demotivational-poster-1282869422.jpg"></a><br>try left field NEVER GO TO BED ANGRY - Rating: 4.5/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:114902 2010-08-26T20:33:54-04:00 2010-08-26T20:33:54-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=114902"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1008/never-go-to-bed-angry-demotivational-poster-1282869226.jpg"></a><br>stay awake and plot your revenge I HAD AMNESIA ONCE - Rating: 3.5/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:114899 2010-08-26T20:20:40-04:00 2010-08-26T20:20:40-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=114899"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1008/i-had-amnesia-once-demotivational-poster-1282868436.jpg"></a><br>maybe twice FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS - Rating: 3.1/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:114897 2010-08-26T20:18:53-04:00 2010-08-26T20:18:53-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=114897"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1008/follow-your-dreams-demotivational-poster-1282868313.jpg"></a><br>except for that one where youre naked at work LEARNING TO PLAY THE GUITAR - Rating: 4.1/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:114722 2010-08-25T13:52:07-04:00 2010-08-25T13:52:07-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=114722"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1008/learning-to-play-the-guitar-demotivational-poster-1282758716.jpg"></a><br>will improve your life<br>easier then exercising<br>or getting rich THE FLASH - Rating: 3.8/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:114721 2010-08-25T13:49:50-04:00 2010-08-25T13:49:50-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=114721"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1008/the-flash-demotivational-poster-1282758584.jpg"></a><br>brightens up those gloomy photos LUKE I AM YOUR FATHER - Rating: 2.3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:114719 2010-08-25T13:45:55-04:00 2010-08-25T13:45:55-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=114719"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1008/luke-i-am-your-father-demotivational-poster-1282758347.jpg"></a><br>I was experimenting<br>but Im super duper now<br>thanks for asking I WANT TO ROCK AND ROLL ALL NIGHT - Rating: 2.3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:114718 2010-08-25T13:42:29-04:00 2010-08-25T13:42:29-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=114718"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1008/i-want-to-rock-and-roll-all-night-demotivational-poster-1282758144.jpg"></a><br><br>and part of every day STEP 2 - Rating: 3.7/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:114666 2010-08-24T22:22:36-04:00 2010-08-24T22:22:36-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=114666"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1008/step-2-demotivational-poster-1282702948.jpg"></a><br><br>Step 3 PROFIT THIS CHICK - Rating: 4.3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:114534 2010-08-23T20:31:35-04:00 2010-08-23T20:31:35-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=114534"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1008/this-chick-demotivational-poster-1282609881.jpg"></a><br>needs to trim her bush JUMPING IS FUN - Rating: 4.7/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:114512 2010-08-23T15:44:55-04:00 2010-08-23T15:44:55-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=114512"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1008/jumping-is-fun-demotivational-poster-1282592644.jpg"></a><br>9 of 10 girls agree LIGHT TRAVELS FASTER THAN SOUND - Rating: 4.5/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:114495 2010-08-23T12:59:13-04:00 2010-08-23T12:59:13-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=114495"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1008/light-travels-faster-than-sound-demotivational-poster-1282582748.jpg"></a><br>This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak DO NOT ARGUE WITH AN IDIOT - Rating: 4.2/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:114492 2010-08-23T12:03:31-04:00 2010-08-23T12:03:31-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=114492"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1008/do-not-argue-with-an-idiot-demotivational-poster-1282579406.jpg"></a><br>He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience ONE MANSS ALCOHOL ENTHUSIAST - Rating: 2.7/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:114305 2010-08-21T17:49:24-04:00 2010-08-21T17:49:24-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=114305"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1008/one-manss-alcohol-enthusiast-demotivational-poster-1282427352.jpg"></a><br>another mans bulimic BORDER SECURITY - Rating: 4.1/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:114107 2010-08-19T19:34:15-04:00 2010-08-19T19:34:15-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=114107"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1008/border-security-watch-out-for-speed-bumps-demotivational-poster-1282260849.jpg"></a><br>Arizonas most recent attempts to curb illegal immigration<br>makes the task a fun family game for some<br>and a hobby for others THE BEST REVENGE IS MASSIVE SUCCESS. - Rating: 4.2/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:114064 2010-08-19T11:50:31-04:00 2010-08-19T11:50:31-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=114064"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1008/the-best-revenge-is-massive-success-demotivational-poster-1282233027.jpg"></a><br>A bullet between the eyes isnt bad either COLD CHECK - Rating: 3.9/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:114063 2010-08-19T11:44:07-04:00 2010-08-19T11:44:07-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=114063"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1008/cold-check-demotivational-poster-1282232632.jpg"></a><br>next on the list is to find out how boobs make us feel FATHERHOOD - Rating: 4.2/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:114061 2010-08-19T11:41:34-04:00 2010-08-19T11:41:34-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=114061"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1008/fatherhood-demotivational-poster-1282232487.gif"></a><br>Any man can be a father but it takes a special person to be a dad FLICK YA BEAN - Rating: 1.9/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:113829 2010-08-16T20:59:47-04:00 2010-08-16T20:59:47-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=113829"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1008/flick-ya-bean-flick-the-bean-demotivational-poster-1282006777.jpg"></a><br> THE JOKER - Rating: 4.1/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:113784 2010-08-16T14:19:33-04:00 2010-08-16T14:19:33-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=113784"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1008/the-joker-demotivational-poster-1281982746.jpg"></a><br>madman<br>terrorist<br>level 12 bard SOUTH DAKOTA - Rating: 4.3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:113779 2010-08-16T13:52:58-04:00 2010-08-16T13:52:58-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=113779"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1008/south-dakota-demotivational-poster-1281981164.jpg"></a><br>Home of the world famous welcome to south dakota sign FRED - Rating: 3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:113656 2010-08-15T11:00:23-04:00 2010-08-15T11:00:23-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=113656"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1008/fred-demotivational-poster-1281884417.jpg"></a><br>never did understand why his kids woke up screaming every night CANADA - Rating: 3.1/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:113519 2010-08-14T00:01:20-04:00 2010-08-14T00:01:20-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=113519"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1008/canada-demotivational-poster-1281758475.jpg"></a><br>they have at least one thing to be proud of ORPHANS - Rating: 3.6/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:113481 2010-08-13T15:36:19-04:00 2010-08-13T15:36:19-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=113481"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1008/orphans-demotivational-poster-1281728173.jpg"></a><br>stormtroopers are powerless against them MOTIFAKERS - Rating: 3.6/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:113480 2010-08-13T15:27:22-04:00 2010-08-13T15:27:22-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=113480"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1008/motifakers-asian-fever-demotivational-poster-1281727635.jpg"></a><br>some of you forgot to take your medicine A PERFORMANCE REQUIRES A AUDIENCE - Rating: 3.7/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:113462 2010-08-13T13:26:15-04:00 2010-08-13T13:26:15-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=113462"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1008/a-performance-requires-a-audience-demotivational-poster-1281720365.jpg"></a><br>watch out for hidden cameras BEING A FANBOY - Rating: 3.5/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:113457 2010-08-13T12:41:16-04:00 2010-08-13T12:41:16-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=113457"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1008/being-a-fanboy-demotivational-poster-1281717671.jpg"></a><br>sometimes it goes both ways HOME OR PROFESSIONAL - Rating: 3.8/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:113448 2010-08-13T10:13:28-04:00 2010-08-13T10:13:28-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=113448"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1008/home-or-professional-demotivational-poster-1281708803.jpg"></a><br>take your time<br>Im not going anywhere BILE BEANS - Rating: 3.6/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:113343 2010-08-12T14:08:24-04:00 2010-08-12T14:08:24-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=113343"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1008/bile-beans-demotivational-poster-1281636494.jpg"></a><br>goes great with phlegm juice. CHIVALRY - Rating: 3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:113341 2010-08-12T13:57:07-04:00 2010-08-12T13:57:07-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=113341"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1008/chivalry-demotivational-poster-1281635812.gif"></a><br>dont let get in the way of your manhood. GRANDMA - Rating: 4.2/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:113205 2010-08-11T14:09:38-04:00 2010-08-11T14:09:38-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=113205"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1008/grandma-demotivational-poster-1281550172.gif"></a><br>she makes the best dinner PHOTO BOMB - Rating: 3.8/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:113202 2010-08-11T13:36:52-04:00 2010-08-11T13:36:52-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=113202"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1008/photo-bomb-batman-bomb-demotivational-poster-1281548204.jpg"></a><br>Get out of here foul beast BEN FRANKLIN - Rating: 4.4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:113095 2010-08-10T18:50:24-04:00 2010-08-10T18:50:24-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=113095"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1008/ben-franklin-demotivational-poster-1281480615.jpg"></a><br>Statesmen<br>Inventor<br>Mullet Pioneer THE SHORT BUS - Rating: 4.5/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:113072 2010-08-10T14:41:40-04:00 2010-08-10T14:41:40-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=113072"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1008/the-short-bus-short-bus-demotivational-poster-1281465687.jpg"></a><br>No matter how fast it goes<br>Its still the slowest thing around HOMELESSNESS - Rating: 4.3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:113064 2010-08-10T12:18:36-04:00 2010-08-10T12:18:36-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=113064"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1008/homelessness-demotivational-poster-1281457085.jpg"></a><br>it affects everyone