voodoo3535 - Motifake.com user http://www.motifake.com/atom.php motifake.com http://www.motifake.com/ admin@motifake.com 2018-02-25T06:36:52-05:00 EXERCISE - Rating: 4.4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:158988 2012-09-13T11:22:46-04:00 2012-09-13T11:22:46-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=158988"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1209/exercise-cioran-exercise-futility-life-demotivational-posters-1347549584.jpg"></a><br>Since all life is futility<br>then the decision to exist must be the<br>most irrational of all. LIFE - Rating: 4.8/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:157904 2012-08-13T09:44:46-04:00 2012-08-13T09:44:46-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=157904"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1208/life-lincoln-work-ethic-dust-bowl-demotivational-posters-1344865472.jpg"></a><br>You cannot build character and courage<br>by taking away a mans<br>initiative and independence. LOVE - Rating: 4.7/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:157752 2012-08-07T22:49:23-04:00 2012-08-07T22:49:23-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=157752"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1208/love-williams-love-good-evil-demotivational-posters-1344394150.jpg"></a><br>Every temptation is an opportunity<br>to triumph over evil. STORY TIME - Rating: 4.9/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:157538 2012-07-30T16:34:09-04:00 2012-07-30T16:34:09-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=157538"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1207/story-time-hyde-story-time-demotivational-posters-1343680411.jpg"></a><br>Every crag and gnarled tree and lonely<br>valley has its own strange and graceful<br>legend attached to it.... REALITY - Rating: 4.4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:145841 2011-12-23T10:59:32-05:00 2011-12-23T10:59:32-05:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=145841"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1112/reality-hate-love-demotivational-posters-1324655955.jpg"></a><br>People say hate is a strong word. But so is Love.<br>And they throw it around like its nothing. BEGINNINGS - Rating: 4.9/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:145817 2011-12-22T16:49:55-05:00 2011-12-22T16:49:55-05:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=145817"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1112/beginnings-love-lonely-beginnings-ends-demotivational-posters-1324590577.jpg"></a><br>Someday someone will walk into your life<br>and make you realize why it never worked out with anyone else. DREAD - Rating: 4.8/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:145759 2011-12-21T12:28:48-05:00 2011-12-21T12:28:48-05:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=145759"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1112/dread-dread-warm-toilet-demotivational-posters-1324488500.jpg"></a><br>Is that small voice in the back of your<br>head and it is screaming<br>Why was the seat warm when you sat down DISTANCE - Rating: 3.9/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:145675 2011-12-19T16:33:40-05:00 2011-12-19T16:33:40-05:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=145675"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1112/distance-long-distance-relationship-demotivational-posters-1324330403.jpg"></a><br>Can miles truly separate you from friends...<br>If you want to be with someone you love arent you already there TIS THE SEASON - Rating: 4.2/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:145569 2011-12-16T12:47:28-05:00 2011-12-16T12:47:28-05:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=145569"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1112/tis-the-season-lonely-christmas-demotivational-posters-1324057633.jpg"></a><br>Pain is inevitable.<br>Suffering is optional. TIMELESS - Rating: 3.8/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:145450 2011-12-14T15:46:29-05:00 2011-12-14T15:46:29-05:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=145450"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1112/timeless-love-hate-fear-demotivational-posters-1323895567.jpg"></a><br>In time we hate that<br>which we often fear. PERCEPTION - Rating: 4.2/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:145400 2011-12-13T12:15:08-05:00 2011-12-13T12:15:08-05:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=145400"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1112/perception-woman-ugly-beautiful-demotivational-posters-1323796493.jpg"></a><br>A woman who can not be ugly is never beautiful. ECONOMY - Rating: 3.6/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:139582 2011-08-08T10:59:57-04:00 2011-08-08T10:59:57-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=139582"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1108/economy-atlas-economy-demotivational-posters-1312815581.jpg"></a><br>When money ceases to be the tool by which men deal with one another<br>then men become the tools of men. Blood whips and guns or dollars.<br>Take your choice there is no other and your time is running out. CHAOS - Rating: 4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:138583 2011-07-19T16:46:47-04:00 2011-07-19T16:46:47-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=138583"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1107/chaos-carlin-riot-police-demotivational-posters-1311108380.jpg"></a><br>Im not concerned about all hell breaking loose<br>but that a PART of hell will break loose... itll be much harder to detect. DEATH - Rating: 4.6/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:138582 2011-07-19T16:38:33-04:00 2011-07-19T16:38:33-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=138582"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1107/death-carlin-funeral-death-demotivational-posters-1311107886.jpg"></a><br>Im always relieved when someone is delivering<br>a eulogy and I realize Im listening to it. RELIGION - Rating: 4.2/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:138581 2011-07-19T16:33:42-04:00 2011-07-19T16:33:42-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=138581"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1107/religion-carlin-religion-snake-handling-church-demotivational-posters-1311107611.jpg"></a><br>I have as much authority as the Pope<br>I just dont have as many people who believe it. SERENITY - Rating: 4.9/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:138578 2011-07-19T15:54:04-04:00 2011-07-19T15:54:04-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=138578"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1107/serenity-road-rage-demotivational-posters-1311105219.jpg"></a><br>Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot<br>and anyone going faster than you is a maniac MARRIAGE - Rating: 4.6/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:138522 2011-07-18T18:32:17-04:00 2011-07-18T18:32:17-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=138522"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1107/marriage-george-carlin-marriage-demotivational-posters-1311028311.jpg"></a><br>I am is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language.<br>Could it be that I do is the longest sentence BRAVERY - Rating: 4.5/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:134352 2011-05-05T23:47:08-04:00 2011-05-05T23:47:08-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=134352"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1105/bravery-uss-hornet-doolittle-jp-jones-demotivational-posters-1304653614.jpg"></a><br>I wish to have no connection with any<br>ship that does not sail fast<br>for I intend to go in harms way. ZOMBIES - Rating: 4.8/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:133916 2011-04-29T10:35:57-04:00 2011-04-29T10:35:57-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=133916"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1104/zombies-shopping-consumer-zombies-demotivational-posters-1304087709.jpg"></a><br>Like us you thought they were still human.<br>But all they are... is repetitive memory...<br>Driven by the simplest of urges. SELFIMAGE - Rating: 4.3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:133816 2011-04-27T19:16:27-04:00 2011-04-27T19:16:27-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=133816"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1104/self-image-ann-margret-demotivational-posters-1303946152.jpg"></a><br>I was very flattered by the sexkitten thing<br>because I never thought of myself as that. DEATH - Rating: 4.4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:133777 2011-04-26T23:33:58-04:00 2011-04-26T23:33:58-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=133777"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1104/death-death-soldier-hero-demotivational-posters-1303875209.jpg"></a><br>He smiles at us all all we can do is smile back. EPIPHANY - Rating: 4.6/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:133669 2011-04-25T11:48:25-04:00 2011-04-25T11:48:25-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=133669"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1104/epiphany-god-drunk-demotivational-posters-1303746486.jpg"></a><br>I like to think of god not as dead....<br>Just merely drunk. REACH - Rating: 4.6/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:133450 2011-04-21T00:11:50-04:00 2011-04-21T00:11:50-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=133450"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1104/reach-reach-distance-sunset-mars-demotivational-posters-1303359100.jpg"></a><br>You wont realize the distance youve<br>walked until you take a look around and realize how far youve been. RELIGION - Rating: 4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:132656 2011-04-07T13:11:44-04:00 2011-04-07T13:11:44-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=132656"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1104/religion-religion-fighting-demotivational-posters-1302196274.jpg"></a><br>My invisible man in the sky can beat<br>up your invisible man in the sky. CONTEMPT - Rating: 4.3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:132622 2011-04-06T18:16:55-04:00 2011-04-06T18:16:55-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=132622"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1104/contempt-disdain-reflection-hate-demotivational-posters-1302128203.jpg"></a><br>Is not how I look at the world...<br>Except for when I look at you. HISTORY - Rating: 4.7/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:130997 2011-03-16T02:41:56-04:00 2011-03-16T02:41:56-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=130997"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1103/history-abraham-lincoln-history-books-demotivational-posters-1300257709.jpg"></a><br>Books serve to show a man that those original thoughts of his<br>arent very new at all. Lincoln UNDYING LOVE - Rating: 3.6/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:130994 2011-03-16T01:58:44-04:00 2011-03-16T01:58:44-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=130994"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1103/undying-love-skelling-michael-demotivational-posters-1300255088.jpg"></a><br>But the greatest love the love above all loves Even greater than that of a mother<br> Is the tender passionate undying love Of one beer drunken slob for another TRUE LOVE - Rating: 3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:130956 2011-03-15T20:44:58-04:00 2011-03-15T20:44:58-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=130956"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1103/true-love-love-bloodhound-gang-demotivational-posters-1300236281.jpg"></a><br>Well that night I lost myself to ruby red lips<br>milky white skin and baby blue eyes.<br>Name was Russell. GREYBEARDS - Rating: 4.2/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:130687 2011-03-11T23:45:21-05:00 2011-03-11T23:45:21-05:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=130687"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1103/greybeards-greybeards-insanity-demotivational-posters-1299905102.jpg"></a><br>For me insanity is super sanity.<br>The normal is psychotic. Normal means<br>lack of imagination lack of creativity. Dubuffet COURAGE - Rating: 3.8/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:130681 2011-03-11T22:55:38-05:00 2011-03-11T22:55:38-05:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=130681"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1103/courage-flash-gordon-courge-demotivational-posters-1299902102.jpg"></a><br>Not the glittering weapon fights the<br>fight but rather the heros heart. JUST GREAT - Rating: 4.1/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:130659 2011-03-11T14:34:52-05:00 2011-03-11T14:34:52-05:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=130659"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1103/just-great-birthday-end-of-the-world-demotivational-posters-1299872073.jpg"></a><br>Crappy gifts annoying family and now Christ is coming<br>My birthday is gonna blow this year. HARSH TRUTH - Rating: 4.5/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:130643 2011-03-11T12:27:52-05:00 2011-03-11T12:27:52-05:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=130643"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1103/harsh-truth-harsh-truth-demotivational-posters-1299864464.jpg"></a><br>Were born alone we live alone we die alone.<br>Only through our love and friendship can we create the illusion<br>for the moment that were not alone. Welles BREAKING NEWS - Rating: 4.4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:130572 2011-03-10T19:26:24-05:00 2011-03-10T19:26:24-05:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=130572"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1103/breaking-news-lego-zombie-apocalypse-demotivational-posters-1299803154.jpg"></a><br>Lego Land is in turmoil this evening<br>after what some experts are calling<br>The Zombie Apocalypse. Please stay tuned. REALITY - Rating: 4.7/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:130475 2011-03-10T01:05:59-05:00 2011-03-10T01:05:59-05:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=130475"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1103/reality-reality-love-hurts-demotivational-posters-1299737131.jpg"></a><br>There is love of course.<br>And then theres life its enemy. REALITY - Rating: 4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:130085 2011-03-05T23:43:07-05:00 2011-03-05T23:43:07-05:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=130085"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1103/reality-mst3k-harsh-reality-demotivational-posters-1299386578.jpg"></a><br>No matter how glorious you think your work is<br>there will always be some one that points and laughs. PARANOIA - Rating: 4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:130081 2011-03-05T22:31:07-05:00 2011-03-05T22:31:07-05:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=130081"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1103/paranoia-paranoia-sniper-demotivational-posters-1299382256.jpg"></a><br>Ever get that feeling<br>just a little tingle<br>that you are being watched REMEMBER - Rating: 4.5/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:130076 2011-03-05T21:57:39-05:00 2011-03-05T21:57:39-05:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=130076"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1103/remember-war-remember-demotivational-posters-1299380242.jpg"></a><br>When you go home... Tell them...<br>For their tomorrow... we gave our today. ANIMAL - Rating: 4.1/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:130073 2011-03-05T20:35:44-05:00 2011-03-05T20:35:44-05:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=130073"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1103/animal-animal-muppet-demotivational-posters-1299375329.jpg"></a><br>You may as well Admit it....<br>He is and always will be the greatest Muppet. HELL AND BACK - Rating: 4.8/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:130032 2011-03-04T18:45:09-05:00 2011-03-04T18:45:09-05:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=130032"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1103/hell-and-back-audie-murphy-demotivational-posters-1299282298.jpg"></a><br>Most decorated soldier in WWII.<br>Kinda gives new meaning to Murphys Law. EBONY IVORY - Rating: 3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:129826 2011-03-01T23:10:19-05:00 2011-03-01T23:10:19-05:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=129826"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1103/ebony-ivory-star-wars-ebony-ivory-demotivational-posters-1299038976.jpg"></a><br>Living together in perfect harmony.<br>Side by side on my piano keyboard oh lord why dont we.....<br>Go kill some Jawas. FOOSBALL - Rating: 2.7/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:129811 2011-03-01T18:37:28-05:00 2011-03-01T18:37:28-05:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=129811"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1103/foosball-football-foosball-soccer-owl-ouch-demotivational-posters-1299022633.jpg"></a><br>Much better with wild life.....<br>To soon FREEDOM - Rating: 4.6/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:129691 2011-02-28T10:34:37-05:00 2011-02-28T10:34:37-05:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=129691"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1102/freedom-freedom-demotivational-posters-1298907263.jpg"></a><br>Man is free at the moment he wishes to be. Voltaire STAR WARS - Rating: 4.6/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:129583 2011-02-27T02:03:29-05:00 2011-02-27T02:03:29-05:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=129583"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1102/star-wars-star-wars-steampunk-demotivational-posters-1298790162.jpg"></a><br>Close but..... RELUCTANCE - Rating: 4.4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:129178 2011-02-21T22:52:45-05:00 2011-02-21T22:52:45-05:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=129178"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1102/reluctance-reluctance-sad-old-man-demotivational-posters-1298346750.jpg"></a><br>To yield with a grace to reason<br>And bow and accept the end<br>Of a love or a season Robert Frost CARLIN - Rating: 4.8/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:129035 2011-02-20T10:44:28-05:00 2011-02-20T10:44:28-05:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=129035"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1102/carlin-george-carlin-demotivational-posters-1298216621.jpg"></a><br>George Carlin is considered by millions<br>to be a Genius....<br>Thank God he didnt prove us wrong by becoming President.